Swingin' da Summah Away, A MrLaFazia.com Original (First presented 06/02/09)
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Up 'n' down, de ol' swing go,
Grav'ty pullin', air sayin' "NO!"
Chains a squeakin' 'n' a squawkin',
Less 'ficient wid each soun'.
Jump off'n dat dere swing,
'n' I be fallin' to da groun'.

Stretch dem legs up high'n'far,
Feel da burn, En'gy b'low par.
I knows mah muskles storin' 'lastic,
But dis here heat make 'em feel like plastic!

Why mah motion not so high?
Cuz deez here muskles feels friction--oh my!

Up 'n' down, de ol' swing go.
Grav'ty pullin', air sayz "NO!"
Lettin' legs rest, I reach da highest height.
P.E.-grav max, t'ain't no motion at dis p'int.

Take no time I starts t' fall.
Less P.E.-grav, more K.E. (startin' small).
Midway down, I feels a rush!
Half P.E.-grav, half K.E. moving mah tush...

Reached bottom now--fastest place uv all!
I knows I'll keep goin' up, till I again starts mah fall.
If'n dis here world wuz ideal widout friction,
I'd end back where I started--I says dis wid conviction!