An Impulsive World -- A MrLaFazia.com Original Adaptation (Set to "Barbie Girl"...) -- First Presented June 11th, 2009
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She's an impulsive girl,
In an impulsive world.
Doesn't think first, 
...just wants to be first!

Takes so little time,
Her momentum's slope does climb.
Just so steeply,
...It rises quickly!

She's an impulsive girl,
In an impulsive world.
Does her work fast,
...Bounces back fast!

Her peak is at its prime,
Just graph Force vs. time.
People slower,
...their Force-average lower!

She's an impulsive girl,
In an impulsive world. . . . . .
(((FADE OUT)))